Intro idea

It’s funny what you remember as you get older. About your childhood, I mean. I remember in four or five my parents were poor, and especially out of touch with society. Not that they ever were all that, “in touch” my entire life, but this year was especially bad. They decided that I needed a new bike. At least I don’t remember asking for it. Nevertheless I got home after school one day, and surprise, there’s a new bike. Normally a kid would be excited to get a new bike but I wasn’t. This was a girls bike. I nearly cried.
Weeks later my parents finally convinced me to ride my new bike to school. I left late to be sure my friends didn’t see me. I took every precaution, including chaining my bike to the farthest fence from the school. The plan seemed to work, that is until it was time to leave. I snuck off to the farthest fence, to collect my powder blue feminine bicycle. What I didn’t count on was having to ride directly by the baseball diamond to get home. Of course my friends had all decided to stay for an extra game or two. Something that I’d be prevvy to had I not been sneaking away.
As I drove by, trying my best not to attract their attention, one of the kids started to yell. “hey look over there!!”
“and he’s on a GIRLS bike”
The kids broke out into laughter. I was humiliated.
Only one kid stayed silent. I don’t even remember his last name now, but his first was Chris. He was a bully. He had beaten me up on several occasions, yet he stood silently while everyone laughed at me. “It’s a nice bike. Well, better than mine. Do any of you guys have gears on your bike?”
Of course nobody else had.
I could only smile and continue riding home.
The one guy who stood up for me.

The World Will End In 2012

I’ve been reading a lot lately saying: “The world won’t end in 2012.” followed by a bunch of reasons why no natural disasters will happen in 2012.  But how come nobody is talking about humankind distroying the planet? 

Here is my logic.

Every “12″ (that is, 1912, 1812, 1712) has fronted the beginning of a war.  Each more horrific than the previous.  Therefor it follows that World War 4 will happen in 2012, and could possibly distroy the world.

So There.

Jet Engines

So birds get sucked into jet engines. Why the hell don’t they just put a mesh “fence” to keep unwanted animals, people etc and all from getting sucked in. It doesn’t make sense.

The devil is a good guy

A story that humanises the devil. Makes him understandable. Show him as a vulerable and flawed being – and how he’s trying to do what he feels is right.

Mr. Co

Someone should write a story where a famous person is, in fact, several people. Each move of their life carefully planned by a committee in secret.

It Writes Itself

It would be interesting if someone wrote a story using an experiment as driving input over it’s outcome. For example growing three types of plant (Algie for example) all compeating for the same space. Observe the outcomes and using some imagination transform it into a battle of three kingdoms.

It changed my life….

Write a story in which the hero wins a contest on the radio or something; the contest is something extravagant like a private performance by a famous band. While holding this performance the hero meets some influential people, or something and this of course changes their life – makes them rich, or even the opposite would be interesting.

McWorld Tour

You know, everyone tells me that there are different/interesting McDonalds meals from around the world.

I know that there’s a McLobster; I’ve had it; it’s good.

Why doesn’t McDonalds have a special.  This week only, you can have the McSushi (I don’t know if this exists but it’s and example), next week is McCurry (again, don’t know if this exists but i bet it would be tasty), etc etc. 

If you’re not from these other places, or not going to the other places you still have a chance to try their international menu.

Superhero Story: Infinite Man

The Infinite Man is a super hero, who seems to be able to live through impossible odds and still continue, for centries and centries.

This should be written from the perspective of a guy who is to be inducted into the secret society called infinite man. 

The secret society protects the earth from terrorists, aliens, terribleness, general super-hero-ey stuff.

The super power of infinate man is that there are literrally hundreds of men who are chosen because they look like, have the same build, and are given the same training to make them all appear as though they are only one guy. 

Of course infinate man dies, alot actually, but nobody knows this because he’s immediately replaced by another from the brotherhood of infinate men.

This story could be written as our hero accepts his fate to die for the cause of the infinate man.  However, if you’re interested in a twist, have the hero “fake his death” so that the infinate man society confirms his death, but in reality he lives and writes about who and what the infinate man is.

Welcome

Here, I’m going to post my many musings for those of you who may be interested in reading them.